Heaven

a gay little place that people who cant handle the concept death made up

about as plausible as candyland

cathlic priest: heaven is a little boy

by fenry July 4, 2006

dry heaves

When you have sex so often in one day that you can no longer produce any seminal fluid while ejaculating.

After you have multipule ejaculations after having sex all day you can no longer cum ex. dry heaves

by AlkalineProdigy March 19, 2009

knockin' on heaven's door

(v). When, whilst having sexual intercourse with a women or performing the act of cunnilingus, one manually inserts one or multiple fingers into the anus, some going so far as to probe deep within the rectum, to engage in “anal play” in hopes of discovering whether the female currently being explored would be interested in later engaging in anal intercourse.

Jim, "I saw that fly honey your took home last night. What a booty! You throw your salami into the dark depths of her chocolate factory?"

Mosephus, "Shit, white-nigger, she never gave me the chance. I threw two fingers up there but it turns out that I was just knockin' on heaven's door."

by Das Juden December 6, 2006

Alias' Heaven Staff

Alias' Heaven Staff, the definition of people who were paranoid of their server's reporters and would do immediate ban if a person is related to the server reporters.

"Hey i heard Alias' Heaven Staff is worse than the Alias' Heaven itself."

by UPSIDEDOWNT December 3, 2020

heavena

Like hella, derived from the term hell. But heavena is derived from the word heaven.

Smithy: "Yo man! That fish tank is heavena cool!"

Tom: "Wow, I wish I had some heavena awesome moves like that guy."

by fshnoeyes22 March 26, 2009

Heaven's Angel

When you are pooping, and you think you are done, and you wipe. But then you realize that you have one last dingleberry clinging on for dear life, and you sit back down releasing said dingleberry. It falls on the floating toilet paper, and appears to be looking over the rest of your shit. Thus this little angel of a nugget is on cloud 9 watching over the rest of your shit. Thus the heaven's angel.

I totally just made a heaven's angel just now.

by Scooby Wattadoo March 12, 2011

Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.

Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023