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holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.
I had to holiday juke her again this year.
by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023
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Holiday

A period of time determined by an official (or a government) where people relax and enjoy their time with their loved ones. Schools (including SME) and jobs halt during the holiday and bosses and teachers should also take a break. Teachers and bosses should not give their students or employees work to do during that period.
Miss O: Get me proof that SME students should not work during holidays.
Students: *Create a definition of the word Holiday*
by 365holiday January 20, 2020
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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
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Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
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Jet 2 holiday

Nothing makes a jet 2 holiday
Darling oh my head. Nothing makes a jet 2 holiday
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 11, 2025
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Blxr Holiday

Blxr's holiness came to earth on this day killing the town folks inner demons and that's why we have 4/15 off from school to celebrate Blxr's honor and glory by throwing him a thank you party.
We have school off this Friday because of national "Blxr Holiday"
by Blxr Holiday April 15, 2022
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Holiday Hamhole

holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard
A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!

B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!
by Holidayham69 April 22, 2022
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