Hobo Llama

Zach Stutzman. <3

THis one guy that I know is a hobo llama. This is for him.

by toxic rave panda October 12, 2011

Hobo Glovin'

The act of wearing cloth fingerless gloves in public

"Ollie, I see you're Hobo Glovin' it today"

"Yeah, I figured I'd wear them today"

by Shadow the Hellspawn November 23, 2011

Hobo Filter

A specialized filter that cleans digital conversations to be heard clearly and in a concise language.

"Hey did you even hear a word the boss just said?"

"No, I can't hear anything lately."

"Dude, you need to get your hobo filter cleaned!"

by Vash8504 December 15, 2011

hobo buzz

drinking alcohol on an empty stomach, in order to get drunk quickly and on the cheap. This can also occur when you have a liquid dinner, either by choice or because you can't afford food.

OMG Katy, i'm getting such a hobo buzz off this Schlitz cause I haven't eaten a thing since that hot dog 8 hours ago. We better hurry so we don't miss the box car to Memphis. Hey look, it's poop!

by Flim Flam Biggles Magoo July 13, 2012

Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

hobo picking

when you break up bud with your fingers

i ain't got no grinder, looks like i'll be hobo picking that shit

by 420gmoney January 16, 2013

hobo brothel

Where hobos gather to have sex.

"I've seen finer bitches at a hobo brothel."

"This bathroom reminds me of a hobo brothel."

by espnguy March 16, 2013