grumpy gypsy

A grumpy gypsy is when you're friends think they are knowledgeable about lies you have told, mind readers, or can read ones personality, gestures or expressions- like a boss. But infact have no idea what the hell they are talking about or have any idea that infact what they believe is a lie or a good statement of you're character is completely inacurate & when you point that out.. -that they know no nothing- ie.Jon Snow... they become angry that they have 1 less gift that they truly believed they were blessed with.

Andrew was acting like a total fucking grumpy gypsy, he thinks I lied when infact i did not because i laughed at him when he mentioned it and thinks laughing is a trait of mine when i lie. #wheresmypokerface?

by the.realest. May 17, 2016

Grumpalow

A flat mate with no sense of humour

Damn Emma is such a Grumpalow !!!

by Grumpalow August 10, 2016

grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

Grumpkin

When an elderly gentlemen receives oral sex from his nurse while she changes his soiled diaper.

"Did you hear about Herbert? Had a heart attack while gettin' a grumpkin."
"Hell of a way to go."

by alwaysreadyteddy February 9, 2017

grump dump

A "grump dump" is when a person or place is really down in the dumps. When one is not feeling good and is just grumpy all around.

Person 1: ugh, I hate math class!
Person 2: ay stop being a grump dump at least we don't have a test!

by GRUMP.DUMP February 18, 2017

grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person

Hey grumpy duck why so angry?

by rachir February 20, 2017

Grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a Grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 20, 2017