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Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.
by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016
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government's record

постановление правительства
The Prime Minister yesterday attacked the Government's record on unemployment, claiming that things were better during the 13 years of Conservative rule.

(Премьер-министр вчера раскритиковал постановление правительства касательно безработицы, утверждая, что дела обстояли лучше в течение 13 лет консервативного правления.)
by hollli November 22, 2016
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governmently

Wow governor Mike is governmently today
by Moneyshot1234 July 12, 2017
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governor-general

It's when during a sexual occasion involving multiple people one person (male usually) is dominant among others and tells them what to do (how to fuck)
-Mister Governor-general, what are your orders?
-You lick Janny's pussy, Susan, while Danny fucks your ass.
- Acknowledged, sir!
by Jenson Marin September 13, 2017
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governnent

A misspelling of the word "Government" Accedentaly spelled because a dipshit can't use a keyboard.
Ex: What good does the governnent do?
by Jeff #37,465 November 5, 2017
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Government

A trash system set to brainwash its people and make it believe that global warming doesn't exist.
by yellowfoureyes November 12, 2017
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Governing

being fucky, making peoples lives harder, messing with your shit, etc
Anyway, President Obama is going to have to change his style of governing.
by eydsh August 7, 2018
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