goons-in-a-pod

Emily, Teresa, Charlotte, an expression similar to "peas in a pod", but used for best friends who go to boarding school and live in a dorm together :)
"Those girls are like three goons-in-a-pod" "Shes my best friend. We're like two goons-in-a-pod"
by goons inc. February 29, 2008
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goon booth

A destination set-up specifically to attract less-desirable members of a particular crowd, where they can be distracted and naturally discouraged from mingling with the rest of society; like a kiddy-pool for morons
"Hey, glad you made it to the con! You didn't bring Jerry with you, did you?"
"Yeah, but he saw the furry group right as he came in, so he's distracted, don't worry about him."
"I knew he'd find the goon booth!"
by K0k04 July 28, 2018
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night goon

Something worn to bed, like a night dress or dressing gown. This is a slang Glaswegian word
Is my night goon dry? I want to wear it to bed
by T dog April 10, 2016
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Goon baller

A paintball player who thinks they know what they are doing/talking about, even when they don't know $#!+
John: DM7s suck, get a Tippmann!
Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.
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Goon Dungeon

This word describes your work-place when at least 87 percent of your co-workers look like stone face gorgons!!!! Escpecially applies if you work in the sub-levels of your work-place.
Man, this job is the worst....so many goons around here, I hate going to work at the Goon Dungeon....
by Troy Johnson July 18, 2006
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Twilight New GOON

The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).
Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.

Tom: Are you serious?

Mike: Yup.

Tom: What a twilight new goon.
by KayFizzle November 21, 2009
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Wesley likes goon

A hilarious but extremely racist online cartoon, also extremely difficult to find.
Paul: "Hey Willy have you seen 'Wesley Likes Goon'?"
Will: "WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS?!"
Paul: Aha you're a good kid.
by wesleylikesgoon August 05, 2008
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