Smack goober

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it

See ya later smack goober

by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020

goober

I kinder way to call someone stupid.

person 1: you're such a goober
person 2: no I'm not!

by somegoober October 7, 2023

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

goober game

goober game is a when someone most commonly described a a "dork" pulls girls mainly because he isnt an dick or because he is a dork.

Scott pilgrim has goober game.

by V1NC3NT! December 8, 2023

Goober

Synonym for cool, swag etc.
Pronaunciation: gobeer

Simon: whoa your geometry dash level is very goober

by Pussyhunter42069 December 9, 2022

Goofy goober

A humorous way to refer to someone who is silly or goofy.

My friend is such a goofy goober. That's why we're friends.

by Po_Tay_Toes December 9, 2023

Goober

A goofy ass Edgelord who does NOTHING for society but just spreads hate online or a lazy person who lacks IQ

you got a F in PE!?!? Fucking fat ass goober

by THIST October 19, 2025