Vagina Goggles

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.

Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.

by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019

aviation goggles

When someone falls asleep and you rest your balls on their eyes

Johnny just fell asleep I’m going to give home some aviation goggles

by Fred#69 March 18, 2021

Chilly Goggle

A dumb and annoying bitch that should no longer be alive, This being is also very small and skinny and will not live much longer. One thing it can do is pvp

Fuck! Chilly Goggle just beat my ass, I better go beat him for real tomorrow

by Soggy water February 16, 2022

Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

White Goggles

when you masturbate and you look down at the last second and bust your load all over your own face.

i put on my white goggles daily because i hear sperm n semen have good nutrients for the eyes.

by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011

Clout goggles

Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.

Dis girl be blocking out dem haters with her clout goggles.

by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018

Colgate Goggles

A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.

Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."

State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."

...

State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."

Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."

by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008