Gabe

Literal God

"Oh, dear Gabe Save us!"

by Silent Blade October 5, 2019

Gabe Brinkman

Sounds like the football type of person. He is athletic, funny, and an overall perfect human. He has a lot of friends, and many people look up to him. He sees what's inside of people rather than what is on the outside. Many girls like him, but if he has one girl in mind he will make sure he gets her. He loves to kiss, cuddle, hold hands, and is a total romantic. If he likes you, hold on to him. He sees you for you no matter how much of a naked mole rat you may look.

Girl 1: Wait was the Gabe Brinkman who just talked to you?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is such an amazing person. I wish he would like me.

by Jpawzing February 5, 2019

Gabe Fontanez

An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .

R. Kelly is such a Gabe Fontanez
OMG hes such a Gabe Fontanez. what a faggot!

by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021

Gabe

Noun - A person who is so annoying but you can help but love them.

“You’re such a gabe, I can never hate you.”

by Lovergirl0712 March 29, 2024

GABE

Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019

Gabe

Gabes have perfect hair, show up in your dreams a lot, and have beautiful brown eyes. Gabes are usually athletic and wear brands like Adidas, Nike, and Under Armor. They are perfect, if not a little on the short side. If you are privileged enough to dating, be friends with, or have a Gabe at your school, consider yourself lucky!

That guy over there is such a Gabe.

I wish I had a Gabe of my own.

by owlsandj+a March 13, 2018

Gabe

The truest form of a fuckboi in disguise. Plays the shy type and then goes in for the kill.

Gabe is here.
Damn Gabe stuck again

by CrispiP. July 11, 2019