Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
by Sarahj883 July 16, 2019
Get the Gut-shotmug. When a obese man or woman stands over someone who is on all fours and drops their flabby stomach onto them.
by The dock master February 10, 2017
Get the Gut dropmug. A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
by mihoyminoy July 6, 2019
Get the Gut Doctormug. When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.
by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016
Get the crook in the gutsmug. Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.
Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.
Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.
Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.
Me: You got that right; he's my guts.
Me: You got that right; he's my guts.
by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014
Get the my gutsmug. verb.
to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.
to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.
When my younger brother was wrestling me, he head-gutted me.
by ur pet nerd December 18, 2008
Get the Head-gutmug. by NGRI September 15, 2010
Get the utering gutmug.