Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
by Sarahj883 July 17, 2019
The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
by InquisitorX July 14, 2019
Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.
While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.
by Thomas Winchester June 23, 2006
When a obese man or woman stands over someone who is on all fours and drops their flabby stomach onto them.
by The dock master February 10, 2017
Someone who is fat would be considered a puddle gut or if you see someone pigging out on food they would be a puddle gut
by The official puddle gut April 07, 2019
I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008
When a man's testicles are hit so hard they rise up into the stomach, creating a gut nut. Gut nut often occurs during a break up, after your girl catch you cheatin.
Guy no.1
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"
Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"
Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
by the real D! Ya dig?!? August 02, 2016