A grandmother that is evil, nagging and an outright bitch. She may look innocent on the outside but on the inside shes a demon.(This term is inspired by the mobile game Granny.)
person 1; ''you live with such a granny, how are you still alive?''
person 2; "I have a crossbow, I'm safe."
person 2; "I have a crossbow, I'm safe."
by grandmakiller May 31, 2018

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020

by the middle school memes! April 23, 2019

by Michael Swindon November 25, 2018

A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation
Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.
by DEJ capacitor October 17, 2021

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."
"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"
by rubella.com December 28, 2023
