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Fudge Dandy

A homosexual man, unwilling to come out, yet who willingly demonstrates a strong effeminate vibe via his expressions, dress, hand gestures, musical choices, and mannerisms. It’s thought these exaggerated motions are in response to his constant repression of his true self.
My gaydar is off the charts whenever Jeff comes around, when is that queen coming out of the closet? Pfft, that fudge dandy might as well be early Elton John.
by bigcoalshovel November 19, 2019
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drunk as fudge

drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.
so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.
by DNASt1st November 29, 2013
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Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.
Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves
by SemtexJack August 17, 2018
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fudge pussy

"Man yo dick stank"
"Ya I fudge pussyed last night"
by Mark the Alien December 5, 2014
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Fudge sickle

Opposite move from the shocker. Flip wrist upside down and put two fingers in the anus and one in the pussy. Then shove it in her mouth to lick clean.
Bitch was so nasty i gave her a fudge sickle and she ate it up.
by Buck futter January 17, 2017
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Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
by Marvin the Amputee June 10, 2015
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butthole fudge

Long thin strips of poop coming out of someone's ass with extreme force and very very stinky but don't look it's like a toxic bomb
Holy shit that's a big piece of butthole fudge!
by ɓσմηδεδ July 2, 2016
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