fact

something that is true, supported by facts and unchangeable.

Jim: Question, what kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets.
Dwight: uh-

Jim: Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

by Dailymotion.inc December 5, 2018

Yee facts

A phrase used when you agree with something very aggressively

You want keef in your bowl?

Response: yee facts

by Jjicy October 8, 2022

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

Unconfirmed fact

A fact that has been unconfirmed

That cough you have is scary you could have COVID, its am unconfirmed fact

by Recklessrider December 30, 2020

facting

the opposite of lying, its when you start spitting facts, commonly used when people are in denial and think you're lying

guy 1: "your girl sucked my dick for hours man it was like a blowjob encore"

guy 2: "man shut your meatloaf looking headass the fuck up you're lying"
guy 1: "more like facting"

by attackah December 4, 2020

Matt Fact

Information or statistics that have not been researched and are told convincingly to seem believable. Similar to "Fake News", but it originates from the saying "as a matter of fact" which was short handed to "Matt Facts"

"Most people order a half cow or pig throughout the year."
"Those are definitely Matt Facts."

by BBJY February 25, 2024

Mark Fact

100% True, don't even have to bother double checking.

"Shut up, Dan. If it is a Mark Fact, we do not need to fact check it.

by NotNotMark August 20, 2022