wear a five

To "wear a five" means to show excessive amounts of cleavage, which is a reference to the bras at Victoria's Secret, of which a 'five' is the highest level of push-up and padding. This generally insinuates that the person exposing cleavage is not actually as well-endowed as one would assume.

"Shit, Krystal, did you wear a five today?"

"Dude, look at her tits, she must be wearing a five."

by kitschydragon April 10, 2009

wenus five

Like the term 'high-five', you give your fellow friend a high-five, but instead of your hands, it utilises the tip of your elbow (known as a wenus). Great to attract unwanted looks and attention when said in unison. Too much exertion can result in painful funnybones.

1: "Hey! Wenus five!"
2: "Wenus five! Awesome!"
1 & 2: *Laugh*
3 (onlooker): *eyebrows raised* Hmm.

by WENUSMAHMAN April 17, 2009

Face Five

When you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.

Dude 1: That was awesome!!! High Five! (dude raises his hand)

Dude 2: Are you like 10?

Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)

by Carly24 January 28, 2009

Nine to Five

When you are out partying and you bring home a girl that is a nine, but you wake up the next morning and she is a five laying in the bed next to you. You just experienced a nine to five.

Joe thought he brought home a fine bitty from the club last night, but when he woke up, there was a five in his bed. Joe got nine to fived.

by the devine one April 24, 2011

Five-seveN

Trusty pistol of Sam Fisher Splinter cell, NOT Solid Snake.

Solid Snake} used a H&K mk23 SOCOM

by Hobbsy December 31, 2003

Eighty-Five

Eighty-Five (adjective) is a word which is commonly used in Persian (Farsi) spoken language.

- The perfection index or number which is generally used to describe or address the hugeness of one's boobs size.

- The golden number which is used to quantify or rate the hugeness of one's boobs size. Women with different boob sizes are always compared with Eighty-Five as the utmost desired size.

- The perfect size for women boobs (as desired by men). An Eighty-Five boob will typically both fill men's hand and face. It is equivalent to 38DD boob size (according to USA bra sizing).

Example 1 :
+ WoW. Look at that Eighty-Five chick walking across the street.
- Yeah. You're right. Look at those yummy boobs!

Example 2 :
There is a famous motto which says "an honest small boob girl friend worth more than a thosand of cheating Eighty-Five ones!"

by WildWetWords August 17, 2018

Five-Head

An extremely large forehead. Soo large, one can place his whole hand (Five fingers) on it.

"Rihanna doesn't have a forehead...she's got a five-head"

by Rocky Silkcotton April 15, 2009