Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©
BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 14, 2019
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fake Monet

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.
F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.
by Anna313 February 09, 2009
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fake dyke

A girl who isn't actually a lesbian and only wants attention
See that youngone? yeah she's a fake dyke
by Fakedykefromloreto February 01, 2016
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Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday
by Digiornopizza April 29, 2016
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fake numbered

When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by Hotsauce Curt October 13, 2015
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Fake Brother

A boy that you knew for a while and they are overprotective and they care about you and they mean but they can be nice a person you can talk to a person that will help you no matter what even if it’s not what you want to her basically some who care for you in a brother way
by Janaih January 29, 2019
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