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Drop Theory

A Theory is when a girl wears tight pants... not just any tight pants. Tight-skin-and-fat-spilling-over-so-you-have-to-pee-every-15-minutes pants... If you happen to spot these...you are a witness to a Drop Theory. The design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the buttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. However, in some cases... it presents a shelf-look... so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady's bottom.

This effect is not all that unlike the bustle skirts of the Victorian Era. The appearence of a large bottom gives a subtle, body-language message that a woman is fertile and able to produce multiple children. Such is the reason for men (or women) being so attracted.

When a girl goes to remove those jeans, though, the drop theory is at it's best, and the buttocks and thighs return to normal shape, with imprints around the hips.
"The design and cut of the modern day jeans for femmes are made to lift the buttocks and thigh-fat and create an apple-bottom effect. However, in some cases... it presents a shelf-look... so much that you could have a tea party on one such lady's bottom."
by Victoria May 21, 2004
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drop mud

to take a rather large shit, usually coffee-induced.
I think Eddie went to drop mud, probably a nice 2-3 cupper. He's been guzzling coffee all morning.
by Norge00001 January 4, 2009
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drop an egg

To become aroused to the point that one spontaneously ovulates, regardless of time in one's menstrual cycle.
That dude is so handsome. He makes me so horny I could drop an egg.
by single-wing March 14, 2009
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Drop-Bear

A variation of the traditional T-bag named after the feared Australian predator the dropbear (large carnivorous Koala). This maneuver involves a regular T-Bag done from elevation or suspension and not from a standing position or any that involves you being level with the target. Similar to the actual drop bear this attack must happen from above!

Common attack techniques often include hanging from a tree, fence or even a complex rope and pulley system (rope setup usually not preformed by anyone less than Level 7 in shenanigans).
Dude!! theres a pube in my eye?!?!?

Oh yeh, drop-bear got ya when you passed out
by Gymsox August 13, 2011
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drop dead, gorgeous

one of the most sickbiscuit bands ever, like the orgasm of the music world
drop dead, gorgeous sounds so good i busted some bone sauce, then started moshing some more
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DROP A DIME

by Mark April 14, 2003
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Drop the Obama's Off to the Pool

Another phrase for taking a dump.

Uses popular african american figures as a reference.
"Think its time to drop the Obama's off to the pool"

or

"Obamas have there swimming togs on"
"Why"
"Gonna drop them off to the pool"
by Martak Meanianski July 30, 2009
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