by The young T-Dawg April 9, 2017
Get the Doggy mug.First order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its asshole shut. Wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. Then take your dog outside and collect its runny shit with the take away box that the curry came in. Then you can put some turmeric or cumin in the shit to make it smell like curry. Then proceed to give the box to a homeless person and make it look like an act of kindness.
wife: "Honey theres another homeless guy outside again"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
by eatsleepnut May 7, 2017
Get the Doggy Cloggy mug.When you know your dog lowkey hates you, but you love it too much to care.
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
(Similar to daddy issues, but not really.)
"My dog bit me yesterday, but I didn't scold her. Instead, I apologized and praised her for saying no and teaching me her consent boundaries."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
"Dude, you have some serious doggy issues."
by im elicit June 14, 2017
Get the Doggy Issues mug.Where a girl and guy are in the sex position called doggy style and she shits on the guys dick while he is pounding her pussy with his dick.
by Capt_Bagger79 February 20, 2018
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by NateTheLost June 17, 2016
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