When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.
by steammustachio January 6, 2020

Extremely distasteful.
Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.
by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

by Diarrhea funky party April 7, 2021

When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
by Ladydeadpool_305 September 28, 2019

by Jitt tripping September 16, 2022

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013
