Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

by TopDeck August 20, 2022

Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021

Fatema the deck

To organize and make a presentation or Google slides easy to follow, with added slides for all who are working on the said presentation. Without fatema, the deck would just be a mess.

"Hey, who's gonna Fatema the deck? I have no idea where to add copy!"

"Ahhhh, this deck has been Fatema'd, it flows so well!"

by Bunnie94 August 7, 2022

decking

brutally scrape someone else's wee wee on a hard wooden deck giving them splinters for life

Ow stop decking me Nicholas

by RGPRS September 9, 2023

Poop Deck

1) A kind of balcony deck on a ship/cruise.

2) A deck on a ship you take a dump on.

I took a dump on the dank doodle poop deck. That cruise was lit

by Higgle Dooda October 30, 2017

Deck Dealer

Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.

Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.

by Skaterboi89 August 5, 2022

Double decking

Two people farting within a small space of each other

Damn bro I could barely breathe in the car when Dan and Samantha were double decking last night

by Lilbodega March 5, 2018