Here you go son and Santa cant bring presents because you already have presents because today is December 21
by NOGGAPOOP October 16, 2019
The craziest most fun and prettiest girls are all born on this day. Don’t forget all those people getting double the presents at the same time but no combined presents (it’s an unwritten rule). Don’t forget everyone calling your birthday ‘birthmas’ cause it’s so close to Christmas.
Maddie (born December 19): it’s my birthday soon
Paddy: don’t you mean birthmas is soon
Maddie: ha ha ha
Paddy: don’t you mean birthmas is soon
Maddie: ha ha ha
by Canterbury gang gang October 30, 2019
The day that the best bitches were born.
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
They are so caring and loving and just so fuckin amazing <3
Dedicated to a certain someone
Person 1: Bro you know what today is?!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
Person 2: Naw dude, what's today?
Person 1: Its December 22nd! Happy birthday BIOTCH!
by WeirdChic<3 November 17, 2019
On 4th December, Girls are going to ask out their crush instead of their crush asking them out. This can be celebrated anywhere in the world but mostly in the UK. Good luck girls! Also you can’t be rejected-it’s against the rules of 4th of December!
Girl: Will u go out with me?
Boy: Ew no!
Girl: u can’t reject me it’s 4 December.
Boy: Oh shit I forgot
Boy: Ew no!
Girl: u can’t reject me it’s 4 December.
Boy: Oh shit I forgot
by •Nutella• December 03, 2020
by Doggovize December 14, 2020
my birthday 🔥🔥🔥
by ryansthebest December 02, 2022
Denial December is a monthly challenge in the spirit of Simptember, Locktober, and No Nut November. During the month of December, each day you must edge to the brink of orgasm in the amount of days that have passed in December (15 orgasms on December 15, 16 on Dec. 16, etc.). If you cum during the month, you fail the challenge. YOU MUST DENY YOURSELF ORGASM FOR THE ENTIRE MONTH TO SUCCEED. Good luck, have fun.
Soomin: Dude, how's your Denial December going?
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
Jacob: Oh no bro, I failed that shit yesterday. I did better this year, but there was no way I was making it past 12 orgasms.
Soomin: Only 12? Yesterday was the 18th.
Jacob: Yeah, I just couldn't hold it in anymore.
by Mike Oxxx December 01, 2020