When a guy has a small dick
by Zane_lmao February 01, 2022
by James Murray Benedict Sandwich March 05, 2020
A rare form of cancer that causes the person affected to loose there hair, causing extreme whining, and causing all people nearby the patient to feel sympathy.
Joe: Omg i have caillou disease
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
Matt: That sucks
Joe: I want candy!
Matt: Bro no.
Joe: *Cries*
Matt: Omg im so sorry here is all my life saving in the form of candy
by Balls Obama July 21, 2022
Dude, you have a diseased pecker.
by ricky steve September 30, 2006
by perfectdescription October 28, 2013
by Otown Zanman August 31, 2011
Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!
Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!
by TheUltimateVampireNinja April 10, 2009