Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.
Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
by DROD76 September 15, 2015
by Fine_blondie May 18, 2019
The internet version of the Sugar Daddy. He provides for his ladies via PayPal after she expresses her needs on social media.
by J_Sqweezy December 06, 2015
by shrek lookin ass May 19, 2018
The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.
by the big rico July 13, 2019
An affectionate term used for abnormally tall individuals who present no muscular definition whatsoever. It can be used both platonically and romantically in given contexts but is used for endearing yet comical purposes.
Ethan is my lanky daddy!
by QuirkyBanana69 April 17, 2020
A homeless man you pick up to have sex with and then drop them back off. In reference to their dusty genitalia
by Dust papi June 29, 2017