There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

by Barry June 4, 2004

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

computer

A £2000 paper-weight

A single error,
Can turn your expensive box,
to a simple stone.

by gothboy September 14, 2003

Computer

A device usually used for entertainment purposes.

I use the computer to play games with.

by Nevermore November 5, 2003

Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.

My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen

by CodyThePony November 23, 2009

computer-generated imagery

(CGI) Animated graphics produced by computer and used in film or television.

The movie Shrek uses CGI.

by illEATurHARTout May 14, 2004

Compunicate

when two people, in the same room talk to each other on an {IM messenger service, instead of talking to each other.

Because the boss was watching them closely, Harold and Kumar, compunicated their next caper.

by nubianepiphany October 9, 2008