Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

Super Commando

You’re not wearing underwear or pants.

Slick Rick said he was coming thru super commando which I thought was a NES game until I saw his taint.

by Stephen B Rollin September 12, 2019

sober companion

Sober companion, sober coach, or recovery coach are titles all representing the same job in the field of addiction, providing one-on-one assistance to newly recovering individuals.

I need someone to stay with my son when he gets home from rehab. Call Christopher Ferry he's a sober companion.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

Sean Colangelo

A kind person who gives back to his community and loves family friends and helping people

that guy is a real "sean colangelo" in the way he helped that lady cross the street.

by Kind People May 1, 2020

COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.

"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."

by AdmiralAshBar May 4, 2020

baby commander

a full fucking physco that plays siege and has an army of babies.

the baby commander was no match for the Jskull

by jskull July 5, 2020

Bot Commander

1. The Roblox game of the same name.
2. A rank that would likely be given in a AI Robot Army. Would be similar to the Colonel rank in the Army.

1. That Bot Commander Game on Roblox is such a banger.
2. Look at that retired robot! He's a Bot Commander! Disguising rude old man!

by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020