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Cancer Stick

Alright boys gona go have a cheeky cancer stick
by YaDaSellsAvonM8 March 5, 2019
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as welcome as cancer

The feeling you experience when you enter a room and everyone looks at you with complete disgust and wants nothing to do with you.
Othello: I went to Barry's Art opening last night. I didn't see you there. What's up?
Desdemona: Since Barry and I have been over, every time I go to a party he's at I feel as welcome as cancer.
Othello: It's been three years! Well, he has AIDS now so I think you have won.
by von groovy June 18, 2017
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cancer breath

A person who smokes Tobacco. A Cigarette smoker.
Hey Cancer Breath take that stinking Cigarette somewhere else.
by irondukeiv July 2, 2017
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ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".
My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.
by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016
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Sickticular Cancer

A person who says the word sick way too much.
Dude! quit saying sick so damn much, you're going to catch sickticular cancer!
by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009
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tooth cancer

it’s a really rare condition that only rylan rix has he’s been trying to get treatment for it but it’s not working please donate 69p to help rylan get rid of his tooth cancer
rylan: my tooth hurts

everyone: hope your tooth cancer gets better
by afrikan butt fucker May 25, 2022
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internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer
damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer
by PsychoZ February 8, 2017
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