When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.
by Willy Mo Pena December 31, 2008
First established in 1987 by Canadian Parliament in an attempt to prove that Canada is a real country. Today Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated in one country (Canada) by dozens of people.
by dockboy November 11, 2010
by moronsvoteforbush June 28, 2004
A stay at home mom who can't cook, clean nor supervise her 5+ children. Her husband eventually gives up and walks, but not without paying her child support. She makes new friends who in turn take advantage of her and her money. She and her girlfriends smoke like a coal plant. She eats take-out or orders delivery. The entire house is a disgusting mess. There are cigarette burns in the carpet, many many old food containers, old moldy dirty dishes piling in the sink, stains on the wall and the smell of stale nicotine permeates the air. The kids are unwashed. Their clothing are hand-me-downs of various out-dated styles. She's on anti-depressants and whole other cocktail of meds. She writes many letters to Oprah asking for help and money, which all go unanswered.
Building Inspector: What the fuck happened to this house!!!!!??? It's such a pig sty.
Landlord: Canadian Housewife.
Building Inspector: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
Landlord: Thanks a lot now I'll have to clean that up too.
Landlord: Canadian Housewife.
Building Inspector: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
Landlord: Thanks a lot now I'll have to clean that up too.
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.
Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !
Alex- o_O
by Steeeevvvvveeeeeee October 05, 2011
by redsmiyh August 18, 2015
A vehicle parked outside during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products can be stored with a lower chance of theft and freezing.
Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.
Not to be confused with a Canadian Refrigerator.
"Give me your keys so I can grab the beer from the Canadian cooler".
"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".
"Take the pop from the Canadian cooler and put it in the Canadian refrigerator".
by hockeyguy071 November 21, 2010