cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 11, 2014
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Cancer-Fuck

When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity

The ultimate pity-fuck
"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"

"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"
by Mr_whitehair July 13, 2021
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Creamy cancer

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.
by Bigdicczaver December 17, 2017
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cancerous tumor

Cancerous tumors have fucked more people then I have
by TheBeard December 27, 2013
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Aries+Cancer

Cancer & Aries is the best duo ever like the least problematic, They are just meant to be besties and they slay all day. They rarley ever fight and care about eachothers feelings. If u hurt one of them the other one will put u in ur place .
Person 1: whats ur sign
Person2: Aries, what are you?
Person1: omgg im a cancer
Person 1 and person 2: omggg were besties now
Random: is that a Aries+Cancer together?
by Jamierose725 January 14, 2023
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love cancer

Love cancer is a type of love that is uncontrollable and from the second that you meet them you instantly fall in love. No matter what he’s done to you,you still love him.
No one:I don’t understand why you still like him
You:He gives me love cancer
by 👅Yazz👅 January 02, 2019
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double cancer

the result of getting anally fucked by cancer. this rare dsease is spread by phil swift. if you see phil and all he can seeis martians run your mother fucking ass off or youll get anally fucked.
also caused when someone that is close to you converts into a larry enticer.
"my dad got double cancer now because of phil swift."
by hgygyg November 14, 2018
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