callum wallace

A small little man who likes to carry things specifically fridges up mountains. He also has a very fit sister.

wow hes such a callum wallace

by gnfhts June 24, 2020

Corp Callum

The deity of a certain nightclub in Sheffield, England.
Known to cause all women in a nearby radius to instantly orgasm from his impeccable dance moves.
Has been known to work his magin on unsuspecting minors.

Girl A) Did you see the moves on that guy, he really is making me wet.
Girl B) That's Corp Callum, don't fall under his spell you're only 17 until next month!!

by ItsHCS July 28, 2023

callum

Someone that has a crush on fictional characters who are below the age of consent (>16). Characters include Bambi and Anais (Amazing World of Gumball)

"is that callum?!"
"yeah bro thats the minor lover"

by orbiixt January 23, 2024

Callum

The best human alive. He knows how to treat a woman like no other, He has a taper haircut, the most beautiful brown eyes, diamond earrings, the PHATTEST juicy lips (and a fat bum) and a cute nose. He dresses better than anyone and he lives in a box that is always quite manly but for some reason feels like home. he always makes sure you and eat feeds you and cares for everyone. don't get me started on the d game. he's got cool friends even though he spends all weekends are the one he loves. He likes playing basketball, buying new clothes, shoes, bubble tea, food always, sleeping hella long and likes going on dates. Nobody hates him. he also has a pet named morris.

you heard of that man that is said to be a goldfish and has a taper haircut?
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal

by jesus'sjuul May 24, 2022

Callum

Annoying,very very annoying, no one likes him except people like him tries to be normal but fails miserably

Fuck Off Callum

by Stoinx But Grammar September 21, 2020