Caiden

He has the most contagious smile out there and he is incredibly funny. Anyone would be lucky to have a Caiden in their life. He knows how to brighten a room up and knows how to cheer someone up. Caiden is a boy that can brighten someone’s day by simply smiling at them. He is always there for his friends and is an impeccable boyfriend. He has the most contagious smile out there and he is incredibly funny. Anyone would be lucky to have a Caiden in their life.

Caiden is such a good friend :)

by XX.345 February 21, 2021

Caisexual

Caisexual is a sexuality for when you are attracted to a cai.

I'm caisexual

What's that?

I'm attracted to cai

by digitalbendy April 13, 2021

CAIDENTHELITERALCOOL

CAIDENTHELITERALCOOL

CAIDENTHELITERALCOOL is the coolest person ever caiden has my heart

Hey caiden!

You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever laid eyes on. I love you so much… you’re litterally stunning and i’ve liked you since 7th grade. If you dont mind… will you go out with me

Xoxo
-asher

Person: CAIDENTHELITERALCOOL IS SO COOL GUYS THEY ARE AMAZING

Asher: back off CAIDENTHELITERALCOOL is mine

by ASHERTHELITERALAWESOME October 30, 2021

cave.kid

an absolute god with a big fat cock

mike pence: “hey obama have you watched cave.kids tiktok?”

obama: “lol no it probably sucks ass”

by cave.kid August 30, 2021

Caiden

the most perfect human on this fucking planet my love my baby they’re so cute and sweet and they make u wanna cry for hours just bc they’re so perfect and loving

“who’s ur loml?”

“caiden”

by vminrrysluvr January 18, 2022

calve cone

someone who breaks your calves

Ow, that guy is a calve cone!

by dictonaryboy June 6, 2023

Maltese cave cows

Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.

Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.

Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.

Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?

by zholty January 17, 2008