crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023

Cover rereveal

When an author forgets they already revealed the cover of their upcoming book and reveals it again.

I'm so excited about my favourite author's cover rereveal next week

by Bb128 March 16, 2023

Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.

I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.

by Jerry “the rock” Garcia May 28, 2025

chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

by bolognaround January 22, 2015

chocolate covered oreos

A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.

"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"

by SirCthulhu666 February 7, 2017

chocolate covered raisin

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.

Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024