Coastal stunnin is gonna be on top and is the gang bitch
Coastal stunnin is ran by a snaggle tooth in a genesis
Coastal stunnin is ran by a snaggle tooth in a genesis
by Da gang man November 17, 2020
Get the Coastal stunnin mug.by Sheldonia March 17, 2021
Get the Cogs mug.When your lady refuses to shower after pull-out sex and your stray semen line her lovely shores the next day.
Alfy: dude that chick is smoking hot!
Ralphy: I wouldn’t go there. Billy hit that last night and said she’s coastguarding today.
Alfy: freal? I ain’t picky!
Ralphy: I wouldn’t go there. Billy hit that last night and said she’s coastguarding today.
Alfy: freal? I ain’t picky!
by Paradiseboyz November 1, 2021
Get the Coastguarding mug.A person, not necessarily a grandma who gives off both grandma and beach vibes. They love the beach and have or are planning to have a ocean themed bathroom
by A genuis about coastal grandma June 14, 2022
Get the coastal grandma mug.Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.
The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<
Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<
Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022
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