buffermortis

The state of frustration you reach when your DVR will no longer allow you to fast forward through commercials.

Let's go make a snack, we've reached buffermortis.

by gmby November 28, 2010

Magic Chinese Buffet

Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.

Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.

by Steveshiftyshaft January 18, 2011

Buffering

The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.

"what is the status of your relationship with him"
"oh we are currently buffering"

by blckhrtnlv August 15, 2008

Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).

Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.

by Neville544444 April 23, 2009

buffet bang

The process of having sex with a girl while ontop of a mound of food. Usually includes hot buffet items, ie: Waffles, syrup, strawberrys, and that pudding that isnt pudding but it says it is...usually found at shoneys.

damn that girl is covered in food...she must o had a buffet bang.

by buffet monster March 23, 2008

Bust My Balls Buffer

Someone who is willing to be a bufffer between two people busting each other's balls and or driving eachother insane. The BMBB is typically a child(over 18) or grandchild(over 18) willing to step in and “say separate corners people!”

“Don we need to have Rachel come be the Bust My Balls Buffer! This is just getting to crazy! “

by Ariel PlusSure December 4, 2017

Buffed

to be watching a video and have it begin buffering half way through, especially if the video is being show for a large public presentation

"You got buffed!" or "That presenter got buffed half way through his video about africa, so the assembly took twice as long."

by MOON-E July 7, 2009