chuck berry breakfast

Similar to dingleberry stew; the chuck berry breakfast consists of human feces slathered in pancake syrup and butter served on a hot pane of glass. Favorite morning time meal of legendary R&B musician Chuck Berry. See Cold Carl.

"This chuck berry breakfast is chock full o' nuts."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."

by Snapper Carr January 4, 2005

Dirty Breakfast

Stopping off at McDonald's for a sneaky breakfast before work

Fancy going over the road for lunch Dave?
No thanks mate, I had a dirty breakfast!

by Maldax November 5, 2010

breakfast burrito

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

by illskilla May 8, 2006

Swedish breakfast

The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex

hey baby, i got some eggs

wanna swedish breakfast

by r0n fuxw311 August 2, 2007

Breakfast of Champions

A geniune Breakfast of Champions (Here on reffered to as B.o.C) is an un-orthodox, usually unhealthy meal in the late morning/early afternoon. A typical breakfast could be bacon and eggs, toast, cereal etc whereas a B.o.C would be potato chips, coca-cola and your regular crappy food. It is reffered to as a B.o.C because it will set you up for the day to accomplish any given task fluently and at the adequate level of a CHAMPION.

Duder 1: Hey! The way you kicked that trash can was AMAZING! What have you eaten for breakfast??

Champion: Today bretheren, My morning meal consisted of half a pound of flour, three cans of Dr Pepper (Cherry) and enough pretzels to ensure I could kick any trash can with ease.

Duder 2: Wow! That is most definately a Breakfast of Champions !

by Ben McSex December 25, 2011

breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

by E&A July 16, 2008

english breakfast

a double dose of aspirin and water

i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast

by tyronedashizzle May 12, 2007