by Jenkles December 8, 2022
Get the sure god bless mug.the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
Get the bless your heart mug.Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
by Zendreon July 14, 2023
Get the Negative Blessing mug.As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.
1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.
2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.
3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.
2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.
3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."
2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."
3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."
3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
by SouthernLady2401 September 3, 2023
Get the Bless Your Heart mug.by Hillbilly Relish September 5, 2023
Get the Appalachian Blessing mug.1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy
1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng
by Dauzinho September 24, 2023
Get the blessing mug.Fucking legend. Enjoyable person , normally a really funny and kind person. Premier league fan, future baller and just a legend nje tjo tjo tjo
Blessing is grateful
by DaddyG_7 November 22, 2021
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