The Spork Baron

One of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time.

It's a spoon! Its a fork! No, it's THE SPORK BARON!

by The Spork Baron October 20, 2003

barrington

The name comes from a small town next to chicago where they're are pleanty of barringtons.
It means a strait person who only thinks they are gay but really like people of the opposite sex.

Fred says hes gay but i saw him checkin out chicks at the mall, he's such a barrington.

by ddog December 28, 2005

baron wasteland

A woman's , well, you know

jesus spent 40 days and 40 nights IN
a baron wasteland

by ur mom December 23, 2003

Baroni

The act of engaging in intimate liason with a freshly killed carcus you have just shot on a hunting trip.

Wow - did you see the size of that roo?!. Got him with my 22' gage shotti. I'm gonna go lube up and Baroni the fck out of it!

by Jimmy from Perth July 3, 2008

Monkey Barring

When a guy fucks a girl doggystyle and grabs her titties one by one as they shake.

Mike fucks Anne from behind monkey barring her, as her tits jiggle he grabs the left then right alternativley.

by Tuhr3l October 18, 2009

barrand

A person, likely a paraproffesional who is a bitch that yells at you instead of teaching.

that barrand is a bitch. she yelled at my the whole class.

by mrquick777 April 10, 2011

The Yellow baron

The leader of any all gay ski team distinguishable because they wear the teams only bright yellow jacket

Man the yellow baron is ripping up the slopes today.

by Meatzee December 14, 2008