Australian snowball

After having sex the girl climbs over the lads face then she releases the cum on the lads face

Friend 1: how was your date last night?

Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night

Friend 1: did anything else happen?

Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball

Friend 1: what's that?

Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me

by Cumming&going June 08, 2019

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Australian Curb Stomp

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.

Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.

by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018

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Australian Home Run

A foul ball that goes over the backstop.

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"

by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021

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Australian Yawn

Australian yawn is another word for a queef.

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!

by mamamusa June 04, 2017

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acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian

Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian

by YVHarder August 11, 2021

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