Angry Masturbation

When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out

Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*

by Steel Delvin July 26, 2018

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angry rabbit

To jump on your buddy while he's lying down, preferably with his ass toward you, and dry hump him with an angry passion.

Chris angry rabbited me yesterday when he came over to wake me up for school. What he wasn't expecting (and couldn't see) was that under the covers I had a vibrator in my ass at the time. He was a little wierded out by that and hasn't spoken to me since.

by Bumblebee Transformer Kid January 21, 2008

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Angry Dragon

Suck a fart out of someone's ass and blow it out over a lit flame while yelling 'rawwwwwwr'.

He made me do the angry dragon. Does sucking a fart out of a mans ass then blowing it out over a lighter while yelling 'rawwwwr' make me a whore?

by Theonlypiratewhore April 18, 2018

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[Angry Toothbrush]

Male performing anal intercourse, pulls out his penis before he reaches orgasism and excretes semen onto his grinning partners teeth, then procedes to brush their teeth with his fury shitty cock.

"Mary's breath was so bad, it smelled like she brushed her teeth with an angry toothbrush."

by Ballsdeep Skeet February 9, 2009

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Angry Llama

cumshot after dogystyle and spit on the back.

Angry Llama is when doing dogy style: right before you come you pull it out and spit on her back. She will think you came on her back and will turn around. Then you give her cumshot in the face.

by sjaak August 31, 2006

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