by k@s3ym@cf0sh0 January 29, 2009
A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)
by jakorcuppa June 23, 2021
When a major part on your car goes kablooey.
Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.
Not used for minor stuff, like a belt or hose, but major stuff, like an engine or transmission.
John: Hey, Ben, are you taking Julie to the drive-in on Friday?
Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.
Ben: No, man, my car had a part attack.
by Kalisiin February 19, 2013
work attack is when you're all relaxed and all of a sudden you start stressing out cus you think you have to work the next day and then you remember you have the day off
by watopolous June 20, 2009
A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.
by AngryNoodleMan69 February 21, 2022
When you're horny and don't have a pillow instead a Pipstar body pillow. So you hump it cum on it and slap your dick on the face of the Pipstar body pillow. So much cum the smell is unbearable, your mom thought you have 14 dead fish living in your armpits and you have to take a shower immediately. After that flip it over and sleep on the crotch of the Pipstar body pillow.
by quartz89 February 10, 2022
by BIG BOY February 11, 2012