Good AIDS

AIDS that you enjoy catching.

Yeah but I've got the good AIDS

by Jenny B. Goode April 14, 2010

Ryan Aids

A type of disease that only people With the name Ryan have. It cures all diseases but will still burn to urinate. You could possible get this one night at some nice bar, or your local doctor could give you a straight dose of the disease.

Girl: Man, my life has gotten so much better after last night.
Guy: why, what happend?
Girl: well, I used to have all these std's, but they seem to have magicaly disappeared after i met a young chap named Ryan. But it still burns to piss.
Guy: I think you got Ryan Aids.

by jiwe May 21, 2011

Gator-AIDS

When magic Johnson shares his Gatorade bottle with you during the big game

Magic J: Hey buddo have some Gatorade to help that thirst
Player: Thanks man "Takes a sip"
Magic J: HA HA HA, You have been Bamboozled, Now have a daily dose of AIDS
Player:NO MY VIRGINTY
Morgan Freeman: And Michael had to live forever with Gator-AIDS

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr November 17, 2017

Poppa's Aids

Short version of a phrase describing a complete tool. Someone completely unpopular and irritating. Someone who can raise a collective groan just by entering a room. He's as "popular as aids" Often used to refer to ginger bastards.

Jonny Briggs is a ginger bastard who's as "Poppa's Aids"

by Tim Lister April 10, 2008

Aids rodeo

A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.

I lasted 9 seconds on my first aids rodeo.

by Topkek January 20, 2017

gay aids

When you have gay sex and god fucks you up

"I had gay sex with my room mate and god said 'fuck you' and gave me gay aids so I stopped being gay

by Treebeaver March 2, 2018

tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009