Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024
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I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case
Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you
by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022
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Car crash carousel

A day being likened to a car crash in a roundabout. First one car crashes into another, then another ontop of that, and it can keep going until the roundabout is filled.
Friend: "So how was your day?"

Me: "Like a car crash carousel"

Friend: "Well fuck. That bad?"
by SwedeRoyale March 08, 2020
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ko crash

This Nigga Will Fuck Yo Bitch....

In The Mouth Doe!! 😂😂😂
Ko Crash Fucked Your Babymom, In The Mouth Doe!!
by Realest Nigga Ever!! March 13, 2017
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Pacific Railroad Crash

naked People line up
first person standing still
the other people back up
and run into the 1st naked person
and stick their genitalia up their asshole

it hurts
a lot
"holy shit that Pacific railroad Crash was aweful"

"yeah Dude we were so drunk"


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Repetitive Crash Syndrome

When a person crashes their car so often that every time they get in a vehicle they are so overcome with nerves they end up crashing again.
"Dude, Lilly totally has Repetitive Crash Syndrome, she crashes every time she gets in a car!"

"Did she buy her license?!"
by Turkle Murkleton October 17, 2011
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Boyish Crash

The Masculine and better version of the term "Girly Pop."
"Boyish Crash, that was insane!"
by do you have a feebas? February 12, 2024
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