Possession of illegal narcotics and a gun. Under 14 grams of Marijuana doesn't count. Per Caddo Parish, Louisiana. #TriggerLock #FiveToTen
by LRA,ESQ. June 22, 2022

by the islamish pedophile September 5, 2010

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your parter from reaching your genitals.
"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "
by BellBoy August 20, 2014

Adam: I ate 12 ghost peppers, fucked your mom, AND got 20 Fortnite dubs in a row last night!
Bob: Bro, you on caps lock fr.
Bob: Bro, you on caps lock fr.
by ChefJared April 20, 2022

Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 8, 2017

by Hexag0n94 June 10, 2020

A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
by 3374267182 May 28, 2018
