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Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"
by anonymous February 16, 2021
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Fuck boy

boys that are ugly
Aye look it’s that fuck boy (aka jose)
by smdfatbitch January 27, 2021
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Accidental fuck boy

A man who unintentionally becomes a fuck boy - generally finds out once his friends make him aware of his fuck boy tendencies.
Johnny was unaware he was an accidental fuck boy until his friends brought it to his attention.
by Redleader69 October 12, 2023
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Fuck boy

Dino is a fuck boy especially a Dino Giorgio gonna be a lonely old man or not he’ll always have his sex dolls or his sex dolls head tattered the fuck up and his zip ties and electrical tape get down with yourself dude you’re the most boring fuck
by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025
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Fuck Boy

A manipulative asshole. If your name is Landon then you more likely than not are one. Probably use people to get whatever you want.
by ExtraFriESPLEASE May 28, 2017
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Fuck Boi

A "fuck boi" is a douch bag usually anywhere from 12 to 22

12 to 15 year old fuck bois- They wear sports attire and talking about having sex with girls even thought they haven't. And they've had multiple 'girlfriends'

If you ever date one throw his ass in the garbage like the condom your hiding from your mother.
Fuck boi: man, I fucking live you bb.

Girl- really?! I love you too.
-has sex and boy never talks to gorl again-
by JoJo.doesnt.care.about.you. December 21, 2018
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Fake fuck boy

A person who acts like a fuck boy, dresses like a fuck boy, treats girls as if he is a fuck boy, but just a way to get girls
An example of this is if you have a friend who fakes themselves around social media and or in public but is actually a really nice person on the inside. This is an example of a fake fuck boy.
by Stanky cracker dolphin October 17, 2017
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