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Zoophile

A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld
teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual

Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile

Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted
by Zoo killer June 1, 2022
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Zoophile Purge

The Zoophile Purge is a day where you can legally murder Zoophiles for abusing animals and suggesting that Zoophilia is okay.
by thescispa August 17, 2022
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Zoophile

someone who is sick in their head and wants to have sex with animals
hey! i’m a zoophile

EWWW LOVK HIM UP!! *calls 911*
by addisonisracist January 19, 2022
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Zoophile

A terrible human who does it with animals.
Hes a zoophile he has sex with animals
by bv jgmfrxycgf February 17, 2022
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Zoophile

A terrible person who has sex with animals.
Chad is a zoophile and he is stupid because he does it with animals
by bv jgmfrxycgf February 17, 2022
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zoophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to non-anthropomorphic animals. Note that not all zoophiles are furries and not all furries are zoophiles.
Person 1: All furries are zoophiles!!!
Person 2: Actually, no. Furries are attracted to fictional, anthropomorphic animals, and zoophiles are attracted to real, non-anthropomorphic animals. Plus, what you said is the same as saying that all autistic people are complete idiots; they really aren't.
by Victoria is cool B] May 2, 2022
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Zoophiles

A fucking monster lots likes to fuck animals
Zoophiles are fatherless

Zoophile: I wonder when my dad's going to come back with the milk
by Little man 1100 June 21, 2022
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