(n.)
1. A well-turned and pithy construct, usually rooted in irony or sarcasm, which draws attention to an important and/or embarassing flaw in a person, institution or other object, thus belittling and exposing it for what it is in the eyes of all those privy to the zong.
2. An exclamation, stated bluntly and with some exaggeration of vowel sound, to express appreciation of the well-executed zong by one's self or a nearby companion.
(v.)
1. To bring shame upon someone or something in the presence of others, most commonly their peers or family.
2. To cause the immediate and complete reversal of direction in action, a line of reasoning or self-confidence through either natural or artificial means.
1. A well-turned and pithy construct, usually rooted in irony or sarcasm, which draws attention to an important and/or embarassing flaw in a person, institution or other object, thus belittling and exposing it for what it is in the eyes of all those privy to the zong.
2. An exclamation, stated bluntly and with some exaggeration of vowel sound, to express appreciation of the well-executed zong by one's self or a nearby companion.
(v.)
1. To bring shame upon someone or something in the presence of others, most commonly their peers or family.
2. To cause the immediate and complete reversal of direction in action, a line of reasoning or self-confidence through either natural or artificial means.
Examples of noun usage:
It might be said that the greatest zong in all of cinema is "No, I am your father."
"So then I told her she ought to ask Santa for a new face for Christmas."
"Zong!"
Examples of verb usage:
I zonged the shit out of that kid when I told him to go fuck his mother...in front of his mother.
"Man, that burrito I had at 3 a.m. really zonged my lower GI but good."
It might be said that the greatest zong in all of cinema is "No, I am your father."
"So then I told her she ought to ask Santa for a new face for Christmas."
"Zong!"
Examples of verb usage:
I zonged the shit out of that kid when I told him to go fuck his mother...in front of his mother.
"Man, that burrito I had at 3 a.m. really zonged my lower GI but good."
by Matt Glaser November 1, 2006
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e.g. "I'm to hungover to drive, got your Zones?", or "I need to top up my Zones"
Sung to the tune of I Got Life by Nina Simone:
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my zones
Got life , I got my life
Sung to the tune of I Got Life by Nina Simone:
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my zones
Got life , I got my life
by Neilyneil August 19, 2008
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Get the ZANGSTA mug.dude: "hey wanna get zongafied?"
dudette: "sory i dont do drugs."
dude: "bitch. do drugs. now. please?"
dudette: alright, lets zongafy."
dudette: "sory i dont do drugs."
dude: "bitch. do drugs. now. please?"
dudette: alright, lets zongafy."
by rhcpfan14 March 27, 2007
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When Britney Spears' vagina was all over tabloids 2.84 seconds after the picture was taken, her publicist probably experienced a zomgsplosion.
Person A: "Did you see the drunk, nude pics of you all over facebook?"
Person B: "What? NO?!"
Person A: "Check em out lol. ftw!"
Person B: "ZOMGSPLOSION WTF WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM I HATE EVERYTHING FML!!!"
Person A: "Did you see the drunk, nude pics of you all over facebook?"
Person B: "What? NO?!"
Person A: "Check em out lol. ftw!"
Person B: "ZOMGSPLOSION WTF WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM I HATE EVERYTHING FML!!!"
by mliawesome December 19, 2009
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To Be Trippin balls from a massive toke off a Zong water pipe!
Often leaves the toker with blood shot eyes, slured speach, sense of the room spining, lots of pretty colored dots after standing up, and uncontrolable laughing
To Be Trippin balls from a massive toke off a Zong water pipe!
Often leaves the toker with blood shot eyes, slured speach, sense of the room spining, lots of pretty colored dots after standing up, and uncontrolable laughing
I'm Zongin right now!
by GrieveNasty October 21, 2010
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