Zjierb

The feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than expected

Brian: What is this feeling from this pickle? I know, zjierb.

by SquishyPickle February 17, 2021

Zjierb

The feeling when you expect a certain result, but instead get a slightly different one which you are not sure on whether it is more satisfying or disappointing. The uncertainty compels one to sing and/or dance about it.

That pickle was squishier than I thought it was gonna be. I feel zjierb.

by ZTBT February 16, 2021

Zjierb

A shortening of the word "Zjierbose"

Definition: The feeling when something subverts your expectation, but not the extent of anger, disgust, or sadness.

I bti into a stale chip without realizing it was stale and it didn't taste bad per se, it just made me feel a bit zjierb.

by Wssel February 16, 2021

Zjierb

that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier than you expected

I feel zjierb

Zjierbness

The new BDG video gives me a feeling of zjierbness

by Bdgfan February 16, 2021

Zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier then you expected.

Brian: Ohhh, Ohhhhhhh, that's a little squishier then I expected it to feel.
Karen:...
Brian: I feel, zjierb.

by YuvalAmir February 16, 2021

Zjierb

The feeling of contentment mixed with slight existential depression.
Like when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than expected.

Person1: Hey dude! How's lockdown going?
Person2: IDK man, sitting on my computer for 14 hours then sleeping for 16, I'm just zjierb. What about you?
Person1: Same bro, just Zjierb

by NotFinch September 03, 2021

Zjierb

Is that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected. So sayeth the Unraveled Paladin of the TRUE Sonic the Hedgehog, Brian David Gilbert.

Person 1: Oh my- oh aah, mm-mm.
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: Yeah, it's just these pickles, mm...
Person 2: They better not be bad, I just bought them.
Person 1: No this one's just one I bit into is a bit zjierbed.
Person 2: ... Alright then.

by aBDGfan February 17, 2021