Brian Zhang

He is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet. He plays a lot of sports but he is insanely good at hockey and he might even make da NHL and he is also insanely good at soccer and if hockey doesn't work out he will go pro in soccer. If you have a friend named Brian you are one of the luckiest people in the world

Brian Zhang is the best

by gynastics legend3 January 27, 2020

andrew zhang

An absolute legend, with insane drip and a massive cock. He's the man every boy aspires to become, and the dude every girl (and guy) wants to get with. It is said that he has pure Mug root beer coursing through his veins. Do not cross him, or you will get morbed into nonexistence.

person 1: oh shit it's andrew zhang
person 2: no way, what a fuckin legend
person 3: yo the Mug maniac Himself!
andrew: IM GONNA MOOOOORRRRBBBBBB
persons 1,2,3 : ahhhh he's morbing *all simultaneously morbed into the morbosphere*

by grug3931 May 27, 2022

Eden Zhang

basically an asian african who needs tweezers to beat off

eden zhang's penis fell off

by asianpotnoodle April 3, 2019

Yi Zhang

bad teacher

Your a Yi Zhang

by YiZhang December 4, 2018

Zhang Yulun

The fattest, most humongous human being on the planet. His gravitational field is so strong the galaxy orbits around his mass. His ego is so huge the earth isn’t big enough to contain it. He is the most important human being in the universe

Have you heard of our lord and saviour, Zhang Yulun? I pray to him so that he does not consume all the food and cause a widespread famine

by ZhangYulunFan90 December 8, 2022

Ryan Zhang

To busy doing math homework to realize his parents getting divorced

"Aw man I Ryan Zhanged yesterday"
"So yo mom is single now?"

by FishFucker_69 November 21, 2021

alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.

"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"

by alyssajts June 6, 2020