I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019

you dropped your gay card

A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.

Person 1: You dropped your gay card.

Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.

Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!

by winz May 14, 2005

are you gay?

Yes I am

-are you gay?

-Yes

by pirok December 13, 2016

You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils

"You all are gay I'm normal"

by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017

you mom gay

"You mom gay" is a joke typically used in the seventh grade. Many people get extremely butt hurt when this is said about a mile away from you.

Douchebag "Yo, you mom GAYYY"

Butt-Hurt child "HOW DARE YOU I'M TELLING MOM--

by QuiteThirsty December 17, 2018

You face gay

Possibly the worst insult you can say to person.

God: ur mom gay
Jesus: no u
God: you face gay
Big Bang*

by DeepFrozeOof May 10, 2018

Are you gay yet?

A question.

I think I'll stay and watch the sunset but I can't help but asking are you gay yet?

by J4CKG April 11, 2021