I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

knock you a good one

Punch the other person so hard they fall

I'll knock you a good one

by Wheesy May 18, 2016

You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates

People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for

by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025

I'll give you that one

A phrase commonly used by homeless Sri Lankan baboon men to show that they need to participate in the sexual art of foreplay to introduce the commencement into sexual intercourse.

Hannah: So are you gonna start or what?
Kavin: Easy there, I'll give you that one first.

by Pidgeon-Sloth August 10, 2022

You You The One Who has no Clue

You You (pronounced yoyo) is often seen having the You You Stare Syndrome or in short the YYSS. This is severe and can infect others into staring into air for indefinite amount of times. This causes him to freeze up and forget who he is, where he is and just continually look up into the air.

You You is often found playing ping pong with DA HOMIEZZ on the 2nd floor.

You You The One Who has no Clue is looking off into the air yet again bruh

by "okke" February 22, 2023

You the one with all the money

You ain’t worth a damn cent

Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money

by Kidd knowledge December 3, 2020

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024