I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

I'll give you that one

A phrase commonly used by homeless Sri Lankan baboon men to show that they need to participate in the sexual art of foreplay to introduce the commencement into sexual intercourse.

Hannah: So are you gonna start or what?
Kavin: Easy there, I'll give you that one first.

by Pidgeon-Sloth August 10, 2022

You You The One Who has no Clue

You You (pronounced yoyo) is often seen having the You You Stare Syndrome or in short the YYSS. This is severe and can infect others into staring into air for indefinite amount of times. This causes him to freeze up and forget who he is, where he is and just continually look up into the air.

You You is often found playing ping pong with DA HOMIEZZ on the 2nd floor.

You You The One Who has no Clue is looking off into the air yet again bruh

by "okke" February 22, 2023

You the one with all the money

You ain’t worth a damn cent

Girl:Let me get some money for my hair!
Dude:”I was bout to ask you ,You the one with all the money

by Kidd knowledge December 3, 2020

knock you a good one

Punch the other person so hard they fall

I'll knock you a good one

by Wheesy May 18, 2016

Bang you one time

Knocking someone out with your fist or an object

"Aii Man from me blud move or ill bang you one time"

by S2trappyinthemix April 2, 2020

You can't blame one without blaming the other

This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.

Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.

Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.

by NutCracker288 September 16, 2020