peter winker

a country word that means "big ol' black penis"

"She thought she was too short for him until she saw his peter winker."

by Peace Akanu July 5, 2005

winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical

A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker

by verticool October 4, 2019

Winker

Another name for the dick.

Look at the size of my winker.

by Rebel2012 July 10, 2020

Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

Chocolate Winker

Basically a butthole

He was having Buttsex with that chocolate winker

by Akonamaws August 25, 2023

Winker

Having a short nap

just gonna have a winker

by Winker December 29, 2021

Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"

by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025